First they can pay to bring you into this world. Just make sure your Mom claims you have no daddy (or at least she doesn't know who he is). Then she can claim WIC and feed you until you are 18. This isn't even counting the free tasty school lunches. Make sure you get in government housing (or at least section 8) This last one can be a lifetime benny. If you live in California, the government will even fix your polluting car for you (up to $500, I know how cruel) But worry not in good ol Massachusetts, they will buy you a car, really, I'm not kidding. If you choose to do so and are of the right persuasion you can get a free or almost free college education. If you can't work this out try joining the army and get a chushy rear echelon job that they hire a contractor to do your job for you not because your incompetent mind you, its because your in "training".
Then you can go to college on the GI bill, you've earned it, go ahead.
At this point you may think of (if you FEEL like it) getting a job. That's right try the government, I hear the local city is best, again chances are they will have a contractor "helping" you.
Don't worry about health care one way or the other, the government has your best interest. And forget about dying, they got you.
The moral of this story children is that now that you can hand over most critical services to the government, they control them and YOU. That's right, think "managed" health care, euthanasia.
But why worry about that, the government is your friend and has you best interests in mind, right?
Your just jealous, my uncle is also mi sugga' Daddy
ReplyDeleteDo you know of any local governments that are hiring? My baby's daddy is looking for a job. He is looking for a management position.
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