Everything you'll need to be a good Moose-slum

Have you heard about the new store/website coming to a mall near you? Burgas, Beards and preDirty Night Shirts. check this out they even carry a wide selection of whips, sticks and rocks to administer that special beating to wives, lovers and little boys who "don't behave". This should be a big hit in the Moose-slum turd world, its just what they have been waiting for, why wait to grow a beard or find that just right burqa for your wives. And what good moose-slum will send his son out to milk the goat with a clean. shinny night shirt, be cool have one that already is dirty and stinky, including piss stains in the front and shit stains in the back. They will also sharpen your sword or simtar as needed in case one of those pesky Jews or Christians happens to say the wrong thing about the whore monger, child molester, thief/swindler you worship 8 times a day. This is going to be a big hit, a bang if you will in the 11th century catboxes of world, even Great Britain where they practice that oh so special kind of religious hate with fervor. Keep an eye out the grand opening, remember, BURQA's BEARDS and preDIRTY NIGHT SHIRTS.