My present to the western world

In the coming weeks you will only hear from me sporadically, as I will be going into deep hiding in an undisclosed location to pen my present to the west. It will be a Manifesto for the west to use as a response to the war IZ-lamic cornholers have declared against the west. This document will carefully outline what must be done not just by governments but by the people, us. The time has come for us to act, if our governments won't then who? This "attack" on the pope is most certainly a test by Moose-slums of his Holiness's security. All around the world in Moose-slum countries from Turkey, to Iraq and Paki-shit-a-stan Christians are facing government condoned persecution, while we, the idiots in the west allow not thousands but millions of brainwashed, illiterate moose-slums into our country who openly shout for our demise! Remember Lebanon in the 1970s, "oh that can't happen here" you say, think again, it already is!
I promise this manifesto will be a guiding light and possibly what saves us and future generations. Please be patient