BREAKING NEWS-PAUL KERSEY IS ALIVE AND ON HIS WAY HOME

You won't read about this on the alphabet channels but we just got word from a reliable source Paul Kersey has been released and is on his way home-more details to follow!

Iran has bomb? So what

I watched the so called President of Iran ( I keep thinking little hitler when I see this guy) give a speech last week expounding on how they now have the capability to build a nuclear bomb, so what. As Paul calls them, the Moose-slums will more than likely blow themselves to allah anyway. I love watching the videos from Afgan-a-stan where the mooseslums in dirty robes try to plant a roadside bomb and blow them selves up, I don't know I can't get enough of those, keep sending them Al-Jarezza. Just take a look at Mosse-slum "culture" its a twisted backwards philosophy that is doomed by its own attempts to shackle its people with 11th century wizardry and mind numbing proclamations that make no sense even when taken in the context of they were written by a child molesting highwayman thief. The only problem we have is that most of the idiots that are currently running western nations are insane. They accommodate these throwbacks, we have to get rid of these idiots, they are Iz-lahms only chance. So to sum this up, stand by for a fireworks show that will hopefully send many of Iran's finest straight to allah in blaze of Moose-slum glory.

Hemoroid Jim for Paul Kersey

BAD NEWS CONCERNING PAUL KERSEY

I know this may come as a shock to his millions of loyal followers but Mr Kersey will most likely not be able to communicate with us in this blog. His where abouts are unknown at this time. It is feared he is being held in an enemy Mosk. We received a communique from a an E-Mom who identified himself as AL-Asham Al Cornahola. He stated that he has information about Mr Kerseys whereabouts and would contact us later.
This is very unsettling news, we pray for Pauls release. I will try to keep all of you informed and keep up the good fight Paul Kersey has fought for so long to make us aware of the very real danger of Moose-slums and there evil ways. I look forward to Pauls return. Thank you for your support in this very important fight.

Frank Rizzo

Haiti Earthquake

By now you have all donated "until it hurts" to the Haitian relief funds. I feel bad for these poor souls, they didn't ask to be born in that wreckage of an island. I'm sure it was quite a beautiful place before they were dropped off there and had to fend for themselves. They overgrazed, overpopulated and literally destroyed that island all the while building a culture of crime, fear and lawlessness. Sound familiar? Think New Orleans, or Zimbob-way. I hate (no pun) to be the one to tell you this but you could give them all the money in the world and it wouldn't help there lot in this world for more than a few weeks. But, please if it makes you FEEEELLLLL better, be my guest.
By the way have you seen one piece of re bar in any of the crumpled masonry? I didn't think so.
Well, I feel better now that Commandante Admiral Nelson-Mullett has deployed the entire US Navy to Hate-E, I just wish he had the same commitment to killing Somal-E pirates, wait is there a similarity here? The Somal-Es are actually alot more courageous and hardworking, they get whacked out and sail out to sea to loot and pillage, the Hate-tions just get in non powered boat and hope someone will pick them up and give them a free meal.
Paul Kersey
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Never Mind

Alright, forget about the 900K, I was drinking that night, I know that's no excuse but I was reading about Pastor Rick Warren of Orange County, how he made plea for
900K and 2 days later guess what? He got it. Of course this is to help the "poor", "in these hard times", hard times?, can't be too bad Mr Pastor, your "flock" came up with 900K in 2 days, I hope that was disposable income, but anyway. Paul Kersey will not stoop that low again, I've quit drinking that cheap stuff that makes me crazy. I don't want those crazy Moose-slums to sneak up on me.
The good news is I'm back, I know millions of you found it difficult to get on with your lives without this very important blog so, as I said; I'm back.

Flash News; Paul Kersey Needs 900k-Fast

Thats right, I am asking my millions of readers to help keep the fight going. I need each of you to pledge a small amount whatever you can safely afford without putting your self or family at economic risk. My hope is we can raise almost 1 million dollars by the end of this month. This will keep the blog going and support the good fight for the American way. Please enter your email address and the amount you can send in the comment box. I will contact you personally to assist you help me. The rest of you can go to hell. Thanks
Paul Kersey

Happy New Year? I don't think so

No more Doom and Gloom you say? Well we did end the year with a Moose-slum shooting up a Finnish Mall, and another practitioner of the relgion of pieces blowing up some of our fine CIA operatives and others trying to bring some semblance of humanity to that 10th century cesspool of IZ-Lahmic maddess call Afgan-a shit-atan, on the border with another Iz-Lahmic hellhole called Paki-a-shitastan. Lets not forget the asshole Moose-slum that that tried to bring down the airliner heading to Detroit. I can only imagine the trouble DHS and Oh-Bama will go through to protect the practitioners of the religion of pieces when they finally achieve their ultimate goal of blowing a city to kingdom come. All Mosks will have around the clock federal, state and local security,(not t omention there own stockpile of weapons) While we get patted down at the airport and granny gets goosed by a 240 shorty called Shaqilla working for TSA because she was forced off welfare. I'm sorry folks but we are in great danger and these folks are asleep at the wheel. Take one look at Janet Napalatano, does she instill confidence? She looks like a judge for the kennel club dog show.
No more doom and gloom? ok go ahead and stick your head in the sand. My Manifesto will bring sanity and guidance to a world gone crazy. I can't wait until its finished and I know millions of you will say, oh yeah this is what we should have done 10 years ago!
Paul Kersey, Happy 2010